Facebook Badge

shopping jom =)

Monday, January 31, 2011

TEACHERS' NIGHTMARES!!!

Posted by aienn at 8:44 AM

TEACHERS' NIGHTMARES!!!

Kids Are Quick
___________________________________


TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .

MARIA:
Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria.

____________________________________


TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

__________________________________________


TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.


(I Love this kid)

____________________________________________


TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
__________________________________


TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

__________________________________________


TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN:
Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
_______________________________________


TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '

MILLIE: I is...

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

________________________________


TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand...

______________________________________


TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
______________________________


TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
___________________________________

TEACHER:
Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:
A teacher

1 comments on "TEACHERS' NIGHTMARES!!!"

Nisa.MKR on February 2, 2011 at 5:52 PM said...

hahaha..lawak..ya nang dugaan na..hop pat bsabar..ppffft..

LinkWithin

Related Posts with Thumbnails
 

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ hikayat putri aienz Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Copyright © 2009 Paper Girl is Designed by Ipietoon Sponsored by Online Business Journal